Here we go, kids. The top 10 reasons why George Bush will be the worst president, ever.
10 - Americans have a leader that insists on holding cabinet meetings by the backyard barbecue pit.
9 - You thought it was bad when his father puked on the Japanese prime minister? Wait till the Russian diplomat brings a case of vodka, and Dubya passes out in the Rose Garden.
8 - In 3 weeks, Bush's old frat brothers will nail their letters to the front of the White House, and that's when chairs start going through windows.
7 - Bush insists on calling all white Secret Service agents "K", and the black ones "J".
6 - A continuation of 7, Bush insists on being called "Neo," and attempts to attack all Secret Service agents with a poor version of Tae Kwon Do.
5 - You thought Clinton's use of the Lincoln Bedroom as a Motel 6 was bad, wait until Bush starts using it for dog fights.
4 - We know it's going to be a long 4 years when the President is running around the White House, insisting on going skinny dipping in the "ce-ment pond."
3 - The $50,000 increase in the budget for "My coke stash, I mean 'Urban Renewal Projects'."
2 - You can spot the presidential limo by the "Don't Mess With Texas" bumper sticker.
1 - Mexican and Canadian leaders will declare war on the US, after the 12th time of reminding GB that they aren't states.